Unless you live under a rock, which apparently I did until just recently - you are aware of the Angry Bird craze that has taken over the world. I mean, it's bad enough to have teeshirts, card games, and key chains with these colorful birds, but to sell them as dog toys? Really? I mean what dog plays video games and cares what its toy look like anyway? Can you say - marketing scam??
Now, to say I hate video games is a gigantic, humongous, monumental understatement. But when I learned that the birds are getting back at the rotten pigs who stole their baby eggs, I had to join the cause! And so I (gulp) actually played the game. Of course I had to have help from the resident experts (not dogs) or I wouldn't have destroyed even one fat hog. But, all in all, it's not a bad little game. But now each family member (almost) has the teeshirt and India even made two little stuffed birdies. Named Rico and Pinto :)
(It's over for me, isn't it?)
It's hard enough to swim 150 laps in a day - but to swim while pushing a pumpkin with one hand is really hard. Not that I would know - but it looked hard.
It's also really, really, REALLY hard to do chin-ups.
What do you do with 40 pumpkins? Anyone?
God made cats to catch mice. We have 4 cats and still we have mice. What, are these guys in a union or something? What's the deal? Need more pay? Better working conditions? Not enough fringe benefits? Come on guys! Just give me a list of demands and then GET BACK TO WORK!
Maybe if I added '15 minutes to play Angry Birds' to their contracts . . .
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